I pity those people from New Jersey, or more popularly known as the armpit of America.

They have 2 teams in the running for the Championship: the New Jersey Devils against the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, and the New Jersey Nets against the San Antonio Spurs. Poor state. They already suffer an inferiority complex from being across the river from the Big Apple and the state of New York. Now, the New Jersey Devils are going to lose to the Mighty Ducks in 7 games, and the Nets are going to lose to the Spurs in 6 games. Damn... I pity those poor souls from New Jersey... life being consistently second fiddle must suck.