My weekend was kinda monotonous, but productive. Friday was my first day of work. All I did the whole day was listen to HR stuff, and learn how to work my computer. This highlight of the day was steak lunch. Man... where else do they eat lunch but Texas... gotta love Texas. But then again, being in the fattest city of America, who would expect anything less. Saturday the movers came, so I spent all of Saturday and most of Sunday unloading and building furniture. No longer am I limited to a simple sleeping bag, but my apt is now furnished... woohoo!!!

Anyways, the highlight of my weekend occurred while carpooling to church on Sunday... I met for the first time a real live urologist. You gotta see... before yesterday, I never even knew urologists existed... but behold they do. For those of you who don't know, a urologist is a PENIS doctor. Man... how awesome is that. Many kids grow up wanting to be doctors but how many grow up wanting to become penis doctors? I can't imagine many straight men wanting to look at penis' all day for work... but then again.. I guess somebody got to do it. I wonder if he ever laughed at a patient because he his penis was so small. Does anybody remember those good ol' days of junior high school sex ed, when we got to see those penis' with STDs that looked like cauliflowers? I wonder if that's what he deals with all day. I mean, you really must have some major penile problems to go to a penis doctor voluntarily. Man.. I hope I never have to go to a penis doctor. But for those of you who experience pain will peeing, or find wierd things growing around your penis, I recommend that you go to your neighborhood urologist aka penis doctor today, maybe he'll give you a piece of candy as you leave the office.