A conversation I had with a coworker during lunch today.

Coworker: Steefen, you need to find a few things in a girlfriend.
Me: What?
Coworker: First, she must be good in bed. Second, she must be smart and make a lot of money. Third, she must cook and take care of you. And lastly, make sure they don't meet each other.
Me: Hahahaha... very funny.
Coworker: Okay I was joking.. but honestly... she must be good in bed.

The people I'm surrounded by here in Houston sure are different from my friends back home.

Interesting Fact of the Day: Both Hitler and Mussolini were vegetarians