Me and my big mouth.
Yesterday while eating dinner with a married couple, I declared all people who do internet dating losers. Then BAM, I find out that couple met through the internet, and that the guy's sister is currently dating a guy she met over the internet.
About 10 minutes later I declare my disdain for girls who are unsatisfied with what they have and are always insistent for bigger and more expensive jewelry. Then BAM, the girl admits that she was once that type of girl as well.
Last week I was riding with a caucasion coworker. While driving by a chinese restaurant he asked if I thought the place would be any good. I declared no, it looks like a white mans chinese restaurant, and that I don't like white mans chinese food. This upsets him, causing him to ask what I would know about white mans chinese food, considering that I'm not even chinese.
I need to learn to just shut up.
Interesting fact of the day: Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the Declaration of Independence's 50th anniversary
Yesterday while eating dinner with a married couple, I declared all people who do internet dating losers. Then BAM, I find out that couple met through the internet, and that the guy's sister is currently dating a guy she met over the internet.
About 10 minutes later I declare my disdain for girls who are unsatisfied with what they have and are always insistent for bigger and more expensive jewelry. Then BAM, the girl admits that she was once that type of girl as well.
Last week I was riding with a caucasion coworker. While driving by a chinese restaurant he asked if I thought the place would be any good. I declared no, it looks like a white mans chinese restaurant, and that I don't like white mans chinese food. This upsets him, causing him to ask what I would know about white mans chinese food, considering that I'm not even chinese.
I need to learn to just shut up.
Interesting fact of the day: Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the Declaration of Independence's 50th anniversary
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