Somebody found my blog by using this search function on google (edited because I don't want more freaks reading my blog): "i want to talk in phone with pr0st1tutes in berkeley." WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never once used the word "pr0st1tutes" in my blog! The words that matched were want, talk, phone, with, berkeley. Still... it makes me wonder how many hits I'll get if I enter the word "p0r17" into my blog.... I'd get like a thousand hits a day. Sick, sick, sick, sick.... disgusting, desperate, h0r17y people.

I don't mean to brag, but I'd like to announce to the world that I am a fantasy basketball CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! Yes, yes... my team... GO SPURS GO squeaked out a 6-5 victory over the runner up team: Keesters. Next time anybody meets Kee, Jerry, BK, Jaepil, Dave Song, or Da Hoon, please kindly remind them that they lost and I won. Now, it's time to focus my efforts towards my fantasy baseball league where my team, Spurs #1 Seed is currently in first place.

Anyways, tomorrow I'm going to NEW YORK CITY!!!!! I'm gonna spend a week sleeping in the same hotel room as Chongo (I know all you ladies are jealous). I'm gonna go watch Les Mis, go to a Comedy Club, and try to fit in with those New Yorkers by being pretentious, rude, stuck up, and wearing black clothes... or basically act like ____... I won't go there... I'll leave it to your imagination. Anyways... have fun everyone... cuz I'm definitely gonna have a good time!

Interesting Fact of the Day: There is an actual place in Alberta, Canada called Dawson Creek.

Some articles of interest

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The common theme? Tim Duncan should be the MVP.

I don't like complaining too much, but I don't care... I'm gonna complain in this entry.

So, I pulled into church this morning and parked my car. While I was gathering my Bible, the girl in the car next to me swings her door open and hits my door. I got up, out of my car, and she just walked away towards the sanctuary, giving airheaded hellos to those people she knew. WHAT THE HECK!!!!!!!! How do you hit a persons car, with that person still in the car, and not even acknowledge it when the person comes out of the car. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to say anything I'd regret before church. Man... if she were cute, it might have been forgivable, but she was stinkin ugly (a face even her parents would have trouble loving)... infuriating me more. Anyways, now I'm left with a scrath on the side of my car... stupid, ugly girl.

It has finally dawned on me that watching ESPN doesn't constitute as a hobby. Any suggestions for a new hobby?

Interesting Fact of the Day: Tennessee Williams died after he choked on a nose-spray bottle cap.

A random thought:

In 2000, when I studied abroad in France, my host family had their toilet and sink in separate rooms. Come to think of it, I don't ever remember them going into the sink room after using the toilet. This means that for a whole semester I probably ate food cooked by urine stained hands... great... that's just great.

A conversation I had with a coworker during lunch today.

Coworker: Steefen, you need to find a few things in a girlfriend.
Me: What?
Coworker: First, she must be good in bed. Second, she must be smart and make a lot of money. Third, she must cook and take care of you. And lastly, make sure they don't meet each other.
Me: Hahahaha... very funny.
Coworker: Okay I was joking.. but honestly... she must be good in bed.

The people I'm surrounded by here in Houston sure are different from my friends back home.

Interesting Fact of the Day: Both Hitler and Mussolini were vegetarians

Wow... this weekend was exactly what I needed. It was so good just seeing old friends again... man.. just so good. When I first saw them... it was like dude... I forgot how to interact with friends. So weird... as bad as my social skills were, they have just gotten worse over the past couple of months, because social interaction is not a part of my life. What they did here is a hint of what I'll do with anybody else if they visit me in Houston. We'll eat and then eat and then eat again.

Now... it's back to the daily grind of work and sportscenter. That is until 2 more weeks... that's when I go to NEW YORK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! What's in New York... friends!!! So awesome... in 2 weeks I'll have friends again... friends... this is something I could definitely get used to.

Highlight of the weekend: Hearing that somebody from my house church (small group) thought that Ahan, Julie, Isabel, Sylvia were born in 1984!
Lowlight of the weekend: Somebody from my small group asking me if Sylvia was my sister.... what the heck?!?!?!?

I HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so super excited. I got GUESTS this weekend. Yup, a few friends from Berkeley are going to visit me in Houston. You don't understand, since I moved to Houston, a grand total of 3 people other than myself have stepped foot into my apartment. All 3 of them came to my apartment for 1 reason, and 1 reason alone... to pick up boxes. Man... I'm so excited, this completely made my entire week. I need to show them a good time, but all I could think about is what we'll be eating.... BBQ, crawfish, tex-mex, buffalo wings... yummm... I'll show them why Houston was voted the Fattest City in America. Man... I am SOOOOO excited. I'll have friends for a weekend (okay... I sound like a loser there). Seriously, if anybody ever wants to visit the Republic of Houston, give me call, we'll play... and you could crash at my place since I got a one bedroom apt of my own. WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting Fact of the Day: The influenza epidemic of 1918 killed more people than World War I did.